Monster in the Machine

dealbreaker:

GUESTBREAKER: You’ll regret that in a few years.

Do you not wonder why conversation go silent whenever you stand by people? Perhaps it’s because at first glance it looks like a child has been let loose on your face with a pack of crayons, or that you have holes in your ears big enough for me to put my fist through, or that you consider a good conversation starter to be “I’ve got over 37 piercings but with the clothes I’m wearing you can only see 18 of them”. Perhaps you just don’t realize when you brag about your ‘Frenum’ that a good deal of us know what part of the body that is and it’s not something we like to visualize.

Do you not think that those large amounts of gothic tattoos all over your face are going to look a little less cool when you’re 45 and ready to settle down with a wife and kid and you can’t drop your children off at school because the teachers say that you’re “distressing the students”?

A Guest Dealbreaker written by rebloggingyourshit

Oh. My. God. My nose has shriveled in on itself in fear. I can’t stop staring in to his nose. Not up, IN to his nose. I actually really feel like throwing up.