I’ve finally accepted that these people get what true happiness and love are.
(Source: judgesontoddlersandtiaras, via duchess-von-finger-bang)
(Source: swim-from-something, via vocemolli)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
I want a duckling :(
(via duchess-von-finger-bang)
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
(via duchess-von-finger-bang)
okay i don’t know how to say this exactly
but like
there’s fact
and there’s opinion
and it’s my opinion if something bothers me personally and if it does then i’ll just post it under a read more like once or maybe not even at all
but it’s fact if steven moffat’s writing on dw is problematic because of how it treats women, gay people, and people of color (it hardly treats poc in any way at all considering how there are hardly any in his writing)
and the fact that it’s not just moffat who writes this way or thinks this way makes it especially problematic because it shows how there are so many things wrong with the society we live in today that we are so willing to overlook and enable to continue just for the sake of watching our favorite show
so i won’t be quiet about that. i won’t let it continue. moffat should be held accountable, so i’m going to hold him accountable and if you want to unfollow me that’s fine i mean i gave him his own tag that you can blacklist
but don’t tell me to be quiet because i won’t
CRUSHING HARDCORE FAN’S DREAMS SINCE THE IMPOSSIBLE ASTRONAUT.
Pyrrhic Comedy: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de…
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)(via joouheika)
You don’t even know how perfect this is.
